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1/11/13 by SolarDeus

Hello, people! It seems that nobody will read this post, but... I should rather write it. Man, if you readin` it - you will know some more about my person. Good, eh?
My name`s Nickolas. Im from Russia, Saint Petersburg. I have two bears in my home, one bear outside and also three bears are watching my house from the armored helicopter. If you wanna attack my home u should think twice.
It was a joke. I have only two bears and no helicopters. Just one heavy-equipped armor venicle.
Oh fuck those bears... I`ve totally confused with them.
I don`t drink vodka. Only ethyl spirit. And I play theguitar, not "balalaika".
I have light hair. Grey eyes. Evil grin. Also I have nose, legs, arms - all-complected human body. Surprise, surprise. Booooooring.
Also I have a girl. Sometimes she becomes a part of my body too. Clear physiology.
But let`s speak about my character.
I have good friends and Dark Russian Mysterious Soul. And I`m totally crazy about taking the world`s power in my evil genious hands.... Oh shit. Hate spoilers.
So what more about me? I like to ride a bycilce at 4 o`clock in the morning. And I like to eat those scary roast Russian mushrooms. Also I eat pancakes and walk in my old Ushanka hat. But only at the winter.
At summer the temperature in my city is about 20 degrees below(not above) zero. It is so hot that I can walk just in a T-shirt.
I am wild, strong and tricky. I like to have some guests, but Do not come too close to me - you can take some lead from my AK-74 or AK-200, for choise.

At last, here is my secret message. I write it by way which Google Translate can`t read.

Еcли ктo всe-тaки испoльзовал Гугл Транслейт - я накорябал этo прoсто oт балды. Нa гoре сидeли кoни и oтчитывали пoни. Из-пoд подвыпедверта. Край сурооовый тишинoй oбъят. Дa нeт, нe знaю. Русский фольклор. Дeлaть былo нехрен, вoт и нaписал. Гы=)
Нa сaмом дeле, этo сooбщение имeет cмысл. Нo cмысл этoт тaк глубoк, чтo дaже мнe eго нe пoнять.
Короче, учите русский, друзья=)


Recent Game Medals

Black Magic 25 Points Defeat Clemons first time without using team mates. Challenging or Heroic difficulty. Medal Stats.
Predator 50 Points Defeat Captain Hunt without any training fights and without repeating any defeated bosses. Heroic difficulty. Medal Stats.
First Blood 5 Points Kill 10 enemies Medal Stats.
All Levels 25 Points Complete all levels. Medal Stats.
Dazed and Confused 50 Points Find all the mushrooms. Medal Stats.
The End 50 Points Complete the game. Medal Stats.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points [Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode. Medal Stats.
Happy Thoughts 25 Points Learn to fly! Medal Stats.
Ohnemous 10 Points Open the runes. Medal Stats.
Disillusioned 25 Points Find 50 mushrooms. Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 105 (From 18 different games.)